Well, well,
well.
Look who stopped in.
Who sent you, McBride?
A little ink.
A lot of trouble.
Words are leaking out of the machinery. The evidence is getting ideas. Someone has taught the terminal sarcasm.
You should probably look around.
LOOKING FOR WORD VILLAIN? THE REAL LAIR IS THIS WAY ↗Straight out of
my sketchbook.
Original artwork, peculiar creatures, and things that probably should have stayed on paper.
OPEN THE ARTWERKS ↗
LOOK WHAT GOT LOOSE. ↗“Just had to be a hero, didn’t ya.”
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM ↗Let’s make
a beautiful mess.✳
You took a wrong turn in the alphabet.
Excellent. That’s how the interesting things happen.
touch anything. ↙
WELCOME TO WORDVILLIAN.
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMON
SENSE AT THE DOOR.
UNNECESSARY
IT TOUCHES BACK.
“There’s no breakfast here.
It’s un-breakfast around here.”
Right villain.WORDVILLAIN.COM ↗
A perfectly
strange collection.
A little pencil. A little ink. An alarming amount of color.
Open a piece. Stay a little longer than you meant to.
The ink
never dries.
A fictional field archive from the wrong headquarters. Open a file. Question the filing system.
No matching evidence. Suspiciously convenient.
It’s alive.
Unfortunately.
The machine is listening.
It is not particularly qualified.
↑ recalls your last command. Everything here is fictional and runs in your browser.
WORDVILLIAN SYSTEMS — INITIATING QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT
Welcome, unverified genius.
Type help for available commands.
Type something else to disappoint the machine.